Glory Holes

Most congregation members do not get to see behind the scenes but, as an organist, I have done so.

All churches seem to have a 'glory hole': that's a phrase I picked up many years ago but, if you Google it, be careful! It is a thing, but not widely known.

In such a place one will find cleaning equipment of all kinds: brush, mop, dustpan and brush, broom, cloths of all kinds. Then there are flower arrangement stands, oasis (floral foam) and all manner of other things. I've seen lantern sticks, buckets, disused hymn books and many a kitchen sink. Then you find old scenery from a pantomine, stalls from a church fête and a hoover.

These glory holes are often near the organ, choir vestry or belfry (or actually in the ringing room in one church I know) and a very old cupboard is often involved.

Much of the junk could be chucked out but it isn't. OK, keep the cleaning materials but much of the rest is simply hoarding.